Thursday, August 18, 2016

The Last Word?

As I walk through, this wicked world, I have to admit I am pretty well amazed by it still. I know that I am a writer but what is happening right now is a mystery to me.

Everyone wants to shout down the other side, with invective, smugness, odd behavior, straight out hatred, and just plain dumbness. I know that I have a lot of people in my life, which makes it unnecessary to, feel the need to create a life story, for any person.

Yes, I sat around listening to Mick Jagger records and bad mouthed the country a bit. If you really believe that one side or the other side is going to fix this mess, you are deluded. No one person can fix anything.

You can fix you. That's me. I fix nothing and try and learn, Between the lines is where I look. Try it, instead of screaming. Save your screaming for the war. John Derbyshire was right again.


























































































Friday, July 8, 2016

"I'll Have Rock and Roll OCD for 2000 Alex"

People say to me, bored people, sometimes ask me. OK, I am going to stop right here and say that this is OCD. You mean washing your hands? Like that Steve? Well yes, but mostly, no. How many times a day 5000, 50,000? Do tell Steve!

OK, 5 times a day. One of those times is in the shower in the early morning. Like 0315 hours like it is right now, PST. No, I am just tired of, I don't know, but I cannot sleep. I am finding out that somewhere across the universe, someone is awake and possibly listening to you or even reading what you are writing and actually hearing what you are actually trying to say.

Imagine.

Imagine that you have OCD, so you wash you hands five times a day but you also wash your hands before and after I use the facilities because that is what we called in the USAR; Sanitation! In the Marine Corps it means something else. I play the guitar a lot and I have no time for futile expressions of frustration. 

Frustration should be funny. Except in the USAR. Irony is strictly against regulations, so I found out, many, many times. Sadly. But I mentioned the marines right so.......?

Now, before a bunch of distemper Semper Fi fido folks foment fuming. Allow me to explain. When I left the sixth grade at Barbara Webster School, from Complex I; I could beat the machine. A lot of us could beat the machine. 

What was the machine? Anyone from Complex I know? Yes, I know some of you remember/know, but therein lies the problem or the "rub," as some would term it. But I am allegedly a writer, that's what my dead wife Ruth said. 

To my Jersey Girl first wife? OK, her name was, her real name? Really? It was Petitioner, and always has to be, in public, by order of the court. Hello A! I mean P.

So I don't say or write "there's the rub," or "Petitioner's actual name, which, should I actually remember it, I am legally enjoined from even making the mouth movements of Petitioner's real name in public. Ever. I don't want to go to jail.

OK, I was arrested twice in the Army, while on active duty, because someone screwed the pooch, on two non-consecutive, occasions, in my direct viewpoint. And while things did happen wherein I became termed a "non-cooperating eyewitness," 

I said nothing. One of the arrests was for spitting a peanut out the window of a deuce and a half, while at Ft Benning, Georgia. You can't make this up. Or some can. I can't do that at all. But this did happen.

But I write like I speak so........

Not me. In a quantum sense of the word.

But again, I digress. Those of you who actually know me, know why.

So you leave an experimental classroom, in Santa Paula, California wherein you have resided for 2 straight years. With the same faces, the same 3, yes, count em' Winchell Mahoney fans; teachers. Notice how everyone seems just a little pissy faced? We had three teachers and a teachers aide in one classroom! Two of the teachers and the aide are in the lower left of this photo. 
Complex I students, some are still my friends

While others were killed. Murdered you could say. Literally.


Allegedly, the aide and the youngest teacher, who is not in the photo, are still in this plane of existence.

Why does any of this matter? (this is sort of, not really, kind of funny)

They taught us nothing and everything. Don't worry, I am fine. We all are. But how about a word from or about my dead wife? She was one year older than I. She died on 11-26-2013. Her death, the USAR says, was a "trigger." Like a gun "trigger" Steve?

Funny you would mention gun, but I am still building shelves. 

Should I continue? 

You know Steven you are making people mad in levels now. From the actual Grand Coulee Dam to actual DC. OK. I can tell I am starting wrong, let me begin again. I buried the lead. That means I put the most important thing last and the least important thing first. Ruth did not like guns. I taught to fire, disassemble, reassemble, and know guns.

She worked in a bank that was robbed. She hated guns.

But because she was beautiful and looked really beautiful, smelled really good, was a good student, worked in a bank, owned a house, she was....steady. Me? I had just been asked to leave the Army, in an honorable discharged hush hush, with some money, the GI Bill, and an extremely shitty attitude toward life. More about that later.

So now I am pissing people off on a literal global level by telling most to either be:

A: Be a total dumb ass in school. Get evicted on the second day of your sophomore year by running into either a Mr or Mrs Hague; I seem to remember one or the other and a lot of chalky hand prints. OK, where are we?

Ruth worked in banks and was smart. We went to school on the first night, and because I am really this Dean Martin cool, I said. Swear to the cosmic muffin, this is the God's truth: 

"Hey, what's the frequency Kenneth?" 

But she was always smarter and stronger. And funnier too. Always. Deadest deadpan ever. Quoted in deadpan. Try that.

Then.

When I first saw her in something other than a dress, hairdo, makeup, panty hose with the panty hose in them plus, I am so sorry for this Ruth but we are trying to put me to sleep and, well no, no one else, because no one reads in California or the USA at 0349 hours Ruth. Unless, you cannot sleep. So yes I think I should say it. Only you and I are here.
Ruth, when I caught her on 9-19-1992, A fairly easy date to recall. Really!


Ruth? You had pantie hose with panties in them correct and how did the pantie sequence go dear one? I remember now. Remember when you got cancer and took 11 months to die and I dressed you. I remember the sequence. Right now? I remember. I also remember saying you could just wear pajamas. And now, dear readers, the pantie sequence, per my dead wife.

Start with some sort of sting themed pantie. Follow that with regular panties. The pantie hose with panties in them goes next. Then, yes dear readers; cheerleader panties. This was the undercarriage clothing. It was what she liked. I did not ask why because? Did I mention she was dying of lung and then brain cancer too?

She was.

No this is actually quicker really Rufus, Baby Ruth, Ribsy Ribs, perrita. These were her nick names for a time. I retired one because, well, well something happened druing our 7th of a 21 year marriage.(7 years until some real Mexican women in her office told her it did not mean sweet love like I told her but actually meant I think, small female dog you love as a joke honey? Honey? Remember how much better than me you were in school? Your GPA was over 4.00. Oh yes, 4.25. You were smart but again, another literal existential dilemma right at 10 to 4AM, and I can't sleep. Go to sleep Ruth.

Maybe if I say it then everyone can go to bed. OK. Here goes. So I say to Ruth like James Bond, but darker and less funny, I say:

"And what exactly is your action, young woman?" Says I.

First time I spoke to her in my life. Nearly 24 years together, and married 21, She has been dust for three years come November. But that ended up funny too. What was I meaning again?

Ruth.

Right. It's 4 minutes to 4. I think I will put on Elton John, "Someone Saved my Life Tonight, from 1975. Yes, I wrote that it was 4 o'clock in the morning, somewhere, here, now. Record cued. BRB. Listening to the 6 minute 45 second original version on "Captain Fantastic and the Brown Dirt Cowboy." One is Elton. One is Bernie. Bernie Blackshear's dad owned a store. Hello Randy! It's me. Sorry!

Anyway Ruth says to me: "Do you mean: movement or motion?"...wait a minute...tango charlie Ruth....time check....right...how did you know that before we met? And you were never in the Army?....how?....oh right.....the Morse Code thing....the time?....Oh God....Bernie wrote the time and Elton just sang "It's 4 0'clock in the morning so I have to finish.

It's five after 4.

Then she said "or do you mean? Agency, operation, performance, execution, enactment, discharge, dispatch, exercise, practice, workings, operating, or functioning?"

I say to her. Are you married? She says no. I say have you been married? She says no. I say to her. Would you like to be married? She says to marry funny you or do you mean marry stupid you? Or do you mean, and starts reciting another long, long list. I decide, right at that moment. I probably should marry this one. 

She was so smart and funny. I know if I was telling this story this would be the point where she would roll her eyes in a pretend disgusted way and say, loudly and really funny: 

"Steven, would you like me to tell this story?"

That meant you are taking a bit too long and are making not one bit of sense, So then I would say?

Something funny usually.

That is what kept us together for 23 years until she died in our marital bed from lung cancer. She was my best friend. Her favorite song was "Wildfire" followed by "To Sir With Love."

I will listen to those two songs.

I think I can sleep now. 

Yes Ruth?

People say that time to me all the time? Yes, I know it's almost 0420 hours. I know the time what goes 0420 mean exactly?

Ruth do you know where I left my house keys?

Yeah, it's 0420.

Why is that funny?









Monday, June 27, 2016

Something/Anything?

"Tell everyone that I am sorry/truly sorry/for all of the wrongs/I've done....."

"Dust in the Wind"
Todd Rundgren
Something/Anything?


Monday, June 20, 2016

Let's Be Clear

Talk to anyone who has been under fire and ask them: "In a firefight, what's the thing you need the most?" Not one will answer, "As many untrained, untested, and ignorant civilians as possible." 

Not fucking one. 

Got it? Leave your gun in your pocket before you shoot yourself or an innocent person. Sit with your finger on one of these buttons, and then we will talk about security. Until then, stand a post, or shut the fuck up! A vet thanks you. And to answer your unasked question? No. I have never been innocent. 

At least not at since the last time I actually, physically saw you. Has it been 39 years for you. It has been for myself. It's called seclusion, and I am returning there very soon. Before I go.

I have a story. 

I think.

Peace?

Out?









Monday, June 13, 2016

Blame John Steinbeck

A normal good day for me starts out with going to the news stand, and getting the paper. That did not happen today.


Instead, I cried in the bank, on the bus, and now back in my home. I find my self in a precarious position. I know history, the law, have served, have protected others, and I have seen death. It's not something I am proud of but I understand it. Very well.


I was at the site of a nuclear missile incident on 1-11-1985, while guarding an international border. 3 friends died there. 25 more injured. Everyone hated us and I don't blame them. I hated us too sometimes. But even after ending my military career somewhere between the Bay Islands and Amatitan, I still believed in this place. The USA, I mean.



I mean, I went a lot of places and even though the USA makes giant mistakes, we still try and lead the way. I believe that eventually we will overcome our problems. We're a baby still. 240 years is nothing. I lived in places in Germany that were hundreds of years older than our whole country.




But when I was 1 year old my dad held me on his shoulders in Oxnard, California, where I now reside, so we could watch JFK go by. We killed him not long after that. Mick was right. It was you and me. This was his brother. We killed him too.



But I am personally, not taking anything personally. I am left with no feelings. None. My biggest sorrow is for the loved ones. Even the ones, where I made them the loved ones. But I pay penance every day. So my heart is troubled but I will survive, and so will the USA.




It may take more than 50 souls to make the world change, the USA world change, but I would pray not.


Friday, June 10, 2016

I Personally Blame Canada

Staff, Santa Paula "Cardinal" 1975



Foreword

"...I have nothing to do on this hot afternoon/but to settle down and write you a line/I’ve been meaning to phone you/But
from Minnesota/Hell it’s been a very long time………”

"You Wear It Well"
Rod Stewart


Sarah Shields was the smartest girl in Complex II.

I figured this out about 2/3rds of the way through the play that was being performed at our 6th grade talent show, the play Complex II was performing. It was a play that Sarah Shields had written.

For the 6th grade talent show; all by herself, in the 6th grade.

Don’t get me wrong. She did not write “Twelfth Night,” or “The Cherry Orchard,” or even some crap like, I don’t know, name whatever marginally talented writer on the NY Times best flavor list that you know, and I mean them too. As I recall, and I recall everything, I cannot recall any of the particulars of the production.

What I do recall is that it met the requirements of a play, as I knew them to be at that time. It had a script, that Sarah Shields had written by herself. It had a cast, that Sarah Shields selected herself. I later found out that Sarah’s fellow classmates were required to audition for parts. This meant kids were auditioning for another kid, in the 6th grade, and getting bummed out when they were not chosen for a part, in that play, written by another kid, in the 6th grade.

In Complex I, we put on the play “The Wizard of Oz,” at that same talent show and while we did have to audition for parts, we auditioned for the teachers, who had the final say as to who was going to play what, and we did not audition for each other. I ended up being the Scarecrow and I believe Danny Ramos was the Lion.

This play that Sarah Shields wrote had costumes that she had designed, and then talked her classmates into actually assembling. It had a director; Sarah Shields. The only thing this play seemingly did not have was an appearance by the woman herself. Sarah Shields never appeared onstage, as I recall.

That is until the cast took a bow, the house lights came up, and they brought her out. I remember that Mr. Bob Berg grabbed a microphone and said:

“This is Sarah Shields, she wrote this play.”

Mr. Berg went on to say a bunch of other stuff about Sarah Shields, and while I am sure my writer’s ears, which hear and remember everything, heard him, I cannot recall another thing Bob Berg said that day. It was a real life; my memory went to sleep moment. The first of many incidences, both fortunately, and unfortunately.

It was because as soon as I saw Sarah Shields for the first time, I started to better understand why those books by Shakespeare were important. Tennyson seemed like much less of a wimp. Elizabeth Barrett Browning suddenly mattered. Sarah Shields looked like an angel to me. A Jennifer Jones in “Song of Bernadette” beautiful sort of angel, as my adolescent mind recalls.

Yes it was the worst case of puppy love at first sight since puppies were invented. I know a lot of stuff about puppies but in a dead tribute, in a dead language, to the, mostly I assume, dead teachers of Complex I who taught me to read, well Latin, of all things, I will say only this; Cave canum.

Sarah Shields was dark-haired and mysterious to me, as were all women at that time in my life. Mostly the girls in Complex I, as they were the ones who I saw every day for 2 years straight. 

However, the 6th grade talent show was the first time I had ever seen most of the Complex II students. It was certainly the first time I had laid eyes on Sarah Shields.
Unfortunately, for her, it would not be the last time I laid eyes on her.

She went on to be my art partner in Mr. Colvard’s class in 7th grade. I am the worst artist in the world, and I was dreading art class like the plague. When I saw I was sitting next to my secret love, I did not care about flunking art class, or anything else for that matter, except using a lot of deodorant.

Sarah Shields was queen to my king when we won the 8th grade talent show the next year. She was “Peppermint Patty,” when I played “Snoopy” in “You’re A Good Man Charlie Brown,” in high school. The poor girl seemingly could not get away from me.

I am so positive she does not want to see me again. I could be her worst nightmare really. If she knew I was writing this she would probably rip my guts out with a bread knife, and I could not blame her. What is funny is:

I know where she is.
I know what she does.
I know what she has done.

I didn’t find out by stalking her or by hiring someone to track her down, no, I found out purely by accident. I must admit that being a “Zen Catholic,” I am inclined to believe that nothing is “purely” anything. Everything for a reason, and in its own time, I guess.

What she does now is amazing and she is amazing, and has been amazing, ever since you lost touch with her, as I did. I am never going to contact her, ever. Some angels sleep better in your memory, I have found.

As I think about Complex I and Complex II, the times we were there, the lessons we were taught, and the way we learned them, and the fun, heartbreak, and education we experienced, I realized something.

I realized that everyone in those classes, whether they lasted 1, 2 or 3 years, was changed in ways they may not remember or recognize. I know that I was and I think Sarah Shields was too. So were Cheryl Winkler, George Molina, Mike Reider, Arlene Garcia, Penny Trego, Paul Berkley, Joe Garcia, Beth Watts, and so many others who live on in my heart and mind. People who may not have realized it, but their classmate was taking notes.

At the talent show Cheryl Winkler was Dorothy and I remember being the scarecrow. Since no one in Complex I had written a play, we decided to go with the old tried and true, and mounted a production of “The Wizard of Oz.” Even in the 5th grade Cheryl Winkler was already starting to run the show.

I was recently in contact with Cheryl Winkler Baudizzon Johnston, as she is now sometimes called by those who can manage it, and she informed me there were 5, count em, Dorothys, in the production; one for each scene. I was shocked by this and told her I only remembered her as Dorothy; such was the force of her personality, even in the 5th grade.

At this time I would like to stop and offer my sincere apologies to the other 4 Dorothys included in the production. I know that all of you were excellent, and you should also recall that many portions of my memory banks were destroyed by small puffs of blue smoke right around the time they released “Physical Graffiti.”

Because of this serious deficit of brain cells I am unable to remember if I was one of 5 Scarecrows or if I am just blocking it out. Since I was already starting to get an attitude about being in plays, I think I would have remembered that. If I had been one of 5 Dorothys, someone would have accidentally fallen down the stairs, I am sure.

It’s that force of character thing that this screed is slowing winding toward. It seems to me that nearly every person I have spoken to from either Complex I or Complex II has had an extraordinary life. Even if they only ended up being a doctor, or lawyer, or someone like me who tries to tell stories so the world seems perfect again for a moment, if that is still possible to be done in this day and age.

I guess with this story, I am trying to make the world understand that there was a time for each one of us in these classrooms, where our minds were freed, became expanded, changed possibly. It’s where dreams were born. 

It was where young men learned to form worlds in their heads, and young women carved out new roles for themselves. It was “Socratic Method” for farmer’s children, braniacs, and budding social deviants who managed to know how to read very well. It was where many of us began making that figurative journey to our own separate stars.

Some of us flew too close to the sun and burned up. Some flew to their heart’s delight, and lived happily ever after. Some crash landed, snuffed out, their lives taken from the rest of us. They never made it to the stars but to a place beyond the sky; that only God and they know.

Some of us learned to think and love there, beyond race, beyond religion or politics, beyond barriers. Some of us learned that their mission in life was to break people’s hearts, with words, and ink on paper.

And a story.

The name of the project was Complex I and Complex II. I was there along with 149 of my closest friends. The year was 1969. The place was Santa Paula, California.

This is our story.

Tuesday, June 7, 2016

Voting 2016

I first voted for president in 1976. I know, the math is wrong, I was only 17 in 1976. But California, like Illinois, keeps you on the voting rolls a long, long time. Since my father had died, 2 years before Nixon resigned, he was still on the rolls.



None of the three white ladies who manned the only polling station on the "wrong" side of town did not know if I was me or I was my father. I just said his name, got my ballot, and voted. Carter? Good guy. Meh, President. Sorry.



I would like to state for the record that Richard Nixon never let me down. I walked to my polling place, and noticed a pattern on the way back.

"The ballot is stronger than the bullet" Abraham Lincoln










Monday, June 6, 2016

Reminder

The "Decline to State," voter in California is hounded to the last moment, because you do not know what we are going to do!
The mail; 6-6-16